Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 21 hours ago
    oof, I don't need an Amigara Fault cardigan do I? (I kinda do, it's my cardigan!) https://www.steady-hands.com/products/amigara-fault-cardigan?variant=48044869255412
  • 6 days ago
    Enterprise was my least favorite Trek, especially after they did Space 9/11 on Florida
  • 6 days ago
    You know he wanted to do it
  • 6 days ago
    Somebody just skateboarded past my house playing a xylophone?
  • 6 days ago
    Spock was not a great cat dad
  • 6 days ago
    Everybody remembers this one
  • 6 days ago
    How about this? #startrek
  • 6 days ago
    Is this anything? https://trek.epicrandomness.com/
  • 1 week ago
    I just heard someone say "wrapped around the axle" and I thought they said "wrecked around the asshole"
  • 1 week ago
    I don't care what they say: this does not look like "glass"
  • 1 week ago
    I've been dragging my heels so hard to stay on Sonoma but an IT-mandated upgrade finally pushed me to Tahoe . #liquidass #apple
  • 1 week ago
    is this a black hole consisting of peanut butter, or a black hole that only affects peanut butter with its gravity?

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