Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 2 hours ago
    One of the things that the bandit really like messing with is the floating skimmer I threw in there. I could imagine that thing collects a bunch of edible tasty goodies, must be like a buffet bucket
  • 2 hours ago
    Like, part of me wants to be mad - those plants weren't free and they keep pulling up the cords & hoses to the waterworks - but it looks like they're having a lot of fun?
  • 2 hours ago
    So, last week, we put some plants in the pond, but woke up the next day to find them all shredded and the fountain pump stuff pulled out of the water. I put up a camera and caught the pond bandit last night 🦝
  • 14 hours ago
    Roasting #coffee
  • 18 hours ago
    So I've found some busts of Data and Picard from #StarTrek TNG. I have the dumbest #3dprinting idea to take these, turn them into molds, and make concrete spitters out of them for our backyard pond https://www.printables.com/model/1401611-data-star-trek https://www.printables.com/model/1401610-jean-luc-picard-star-trek
  • 3 days ago
    oof, I don't need an Amigara Fault cardigan do I? (I kinda do, it's my cardigan!) https://www.steady-hands.com/products/amigara-fault-cardigan?variant=48044869255412
  • 1 week ago
    Enterprise was my least favorite Trek, especially after they did Space 9/11 on Florida
  • 1 week ago
    You know he wanted to do it
  • 1 week ago
    Somebody just skateboarded past my house playing a xylophone?
  • 1 week ago
    Spock was not a great cat dad
  • 1 week ago
    Everybody remembers this one
  • 1 week ago
    How about this? #startrek

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