Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 3 hours ago
    Sometimes stuff like this makes me think I want to stop doing what I do for a living and just make stuff instead. But, then, I probably wouldn't have a house with fruit trees and a workshop to make things anymore.
  • 3 hours ago
    We have fruit trees on the street around our house. We don't eat a lot of fruit, so mostly it falls on the sidewalk and it's just a late-summer cleanup chore. Sometimes folks come by and pick it and they seem furtive - but if I see them I give a big thumbs up. Sometimes they come back with ladders and friends. Collected some plums this weekend, for a change. Pretty tasty. Cleaned them, chopped them, stuck them in a jar with sugar. Going to try making a shrub. Maybe infuse some vodka or gin?
  • 3 hours ago
    RE: https://mastodon.social/@CatsOfYore/117112578494489052 I bet this guy sat down in his 20s but that cat just hasn't gotten up since then
  • 3 hours ago
    RE: https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin/117105761098354924 oh you sweet summer child
  • 5 hours ago
    Used a Product on my hair today that smells Incorrect and now I want to self-administer a Silkwood Shower but I'm not sure I have time between meetings. 😮‍💨
  • 2 days ago
    This guy knows how to relax, I'm trying to take lessons #cats
  • 2 days ago
    I think Minnaloushe is having a decent #caturday #cats
  • 4 days ago
    Wherein Minnaloushe is a world-class dangler #cats
  • 4 days ago
    Really surprised at the battery life, it's spent more time "returning to the home planet" than alive
  • 4 days ago
    Huh, my Tamagotchi has been on its way to the home planet for a bit over 2 years now. https://old-toots.lmorchard.com/2024/08/06.html?highlight=tamagotchi#anchor-eaaa9b7924fa5b9d927345d861e2b52ea027f38499e67d3a92fa46285a7189d6
  • 5 days ago
    That book, along with stuff like the works of Douglas Hofstadter, started me wondering how much of people is natural brain hardware and how much is nurtured cultural software - and how different past waves of humans with biology largely identical to ours today might have hosted radically different minds. Also makes me wonder how malleable we might be and how future minds might work? Or, you know, it could all be wrong and humans have gone essentially unchanged for millennia.
  • 5 days ago
    The book posits the notion that, once upon a time, about 3000 years ago, human minds weren't unified in introspective consciousness as they seem now: in the ancient world, folks own brains talked to them as hallucinated gods - and they obeyed on auto-pilot. No introspection or meta-cognition. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameral_mentality

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