Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 18 hours ago
    My wife and I just had a really nice dinner for our anniversary. Then, on the way home, we got Taco Bell.
  • 23 hours ago
    As Alucard would say, "What?!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywAg5UJGvfs
  • 23 hours ago
    So I finished Castlevania: Symphony of the Night again and I can't believe I forgot about the 90s adult contemporary end credits theme https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/I_am_the_Wind
  • 1 day ago
    This made me giggle #startrek
  • 2 days ago
    But like, still falling down the rabbit hole, what was this madness? While baddies are shooting the heck out of your Zoids mech, you have to do a Fourier synthesis minigame to jam radio signals?! It was amazing but also hard as heck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b50Iy3Phgsg
  • 3 days ago
    Oh, and all the above controlled with an old-school one-button Atari-style joystick. No mouse or keyboard controls in sight. Totally blew my 11-year-old mind
  • 3 days ago
    Like, you had to navigate the Zoid mech in an overworld. Shoot railguns at baddies. Fuel up and navigate missiles to targets. Manage shields and damage control. Jam radio signals. Collect macguffins. Fight a boss baddie. Almost each part was a hard-as-nails little minigame you had to manage while the rest of the hazards in the world continued pummeling you in real time. Oh and the machine + human health readouts rendered as EEG graphs and lubb-dubb sound effects, so cool and stressful
  • 3 days ago
    Sometimes I want to make a slightly more accessible new version of Zoids from the C64. That game was really cool and surprisingly complex for the time, but also way too hard to be much fun. But it was kind of amazing how much mech combat management it managed to cram in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1tjnD9Q8yA
  • 3 days ago
    Like "my podcast is on YouTube" is the "no coke just pepsi" of the content world
  • 3 days ago
    Like, "come watch my cable TV channel" (it's a DVD) "i'll give you a ride in my car" (it's a cargo e-bike with a big basket in front) "would you like a sandwich?" (it's an omelet)
  • 3 days ago
    Ugh man I hate it when I hear someone mention a "podcast" that sounds interesting and I can't find it in the app I use to listen to podcasts because it's actually a YouTube channel 🤦‍♂️
  • 5 days ago
    "Luke, you've switched off your TikTok comments! What's wrong?"

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