Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>
That's me!
About Me
TL;DR: he / him; old adhd cat dad; tinkerer; serial enthusiast; editor-at-large for lmorchard.com
This page collects a bunch of the stuff I do online. If you feel like it, send me an email at
me@lmorchard.com, send a toot to
@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town, or find me in one of
the other usual places below:
Blog (blog.lmorchard.com)
Links
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1 hour ago
Kentuckyâs Bourbon problem
I don't know how they're going to correct for the market crash they've seen in the past couple of years. The bourbon bubble seems like it has completely burst and it will be interesting to watch the effects on Kentucky's economy in the years to come as millions of barrels of bourbon no one wants can't be sold to make up for all the energy and capital that went into them.
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3 days ago
My favorite adversarial review prompt â Massively Parallel Procrastination
Look at this again with fresh eyes. The phrase "fresh eyes" is kind of magic. You'll usually get startlingly good results with just that one sentence.
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4 days ago
No Juniors Today, No Seniors in 2031 â Blog | Filipe Brito Ferreira â Front-End Engineer
AI didnât kill the senior engineer. We did, by not hiring the junior who wouldâve become one. Compound interest works in both directions. The per-developer cost I wrote about a month ago is one side of the meter. The unhired junior is the other, and that meter has been running since 2024 whether the dashboards report it or not.
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4 days ago
Document Checklist: Application for a Citizenship Certificate (Proof of Citizenship) (CIT 0014) - Canada.ca
Document Checklist: Application for a Citizenship Certificate (Proof of Citizenship) (CIT 0014)
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4 days ago
golanlevin/p5-single-line-font-resources: An archive of monoline vector fonts, and p5.js code to render them.
An archive of monoline vector fonts, and p5.js code to render them.
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1 week ago
How the Vectrex game console sunk a 124-year-old company - The Silicon Underground
On May 4, 1984, Milton Bradley, a leading producer of board games for 124 years, agreed to sell itself to Hasbro. Changes in the way people played games in the 80s, especially kids, put pressure on the company. In this blog post, Iâll explain how changing times led Milton Bradley to make a transformational bet at the worst possible time that ultimately sunk the maker of the game Battleship, and what happened to what was left of Milton Bradley.
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1 week ago
Saying goodbye to asm.js | SpiderMonkey JavaScript/WebAssembly Engine
asm.js was Mozillaâs response to the question posed by NaCl and PNaCl: how can the web run code at native speeds? The idea was clever: pick a strict, statically-typed subset of JavaScript that an engine could recognize on the fly and compile down to native code. We could get performance similar to NaCl/PNaCl and still have code live inside web content and use web APIâs (no separate sandbox, IPC, or alternative APIâs). asm.js shipped in Firefox 22 back in 2013 and was a success. It let projects like Unity and Unreal ship C/C++ codebases to the web for the first time, using just standard web technologies. The Epic Citadel demo was ported to the web in just four days. It was a landmark achievement, and a fond memory for the original asm.js team.
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1 week ago
The Visible Zorker Project
But it also lets you see the game running as you play. Every time you type a command, youâll see the source code of the functions that executed it. You can also browse the gameâs variables and the state of every object. Track your progress on an interactive map. So you can see exactly what the game does and how it does it.
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1 week ago
The good times in tech are over
If I had to choose, Iâd definitely choose to return to the job market of the 2010s, so I can be paid more to work less and have more job security. Iâm not an idiot. But the silver lining to actually having to ship is that youâre no longer living in a dream. If youâre realistic about how things work, the job of software engineering becomes much easier to understand: Providing value to the company gets you rewarded Not providing value to the company gets you punished âValue to the companyâ means furthering the explicit plans of your companyâs executives
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1 week ago
The just-say-no engineer was a ZIRP phenomenon
Some senior and staff engineers operate as gatekeepers, slowing down development and saying no to most things This was a critical role during ZIRP, because: Tech companies had thousands of engineers who were empowered to do basically whatever they wanted, so without gatekeeping the systems would have fallen apart Tech companies didnât care that much if they got anything done When ZIRP ended, the environment for this kind of engineer became much worse, since tech companies were now actually focused on accomplishing things and the âdo whatever you wantâ era was over Like with layoffs, this shift is often blamed on AI, but it would have happened even if powerful LLMs had not emerged at all. Itâs an end-of-ZIRP phenomenon
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2 weeks ago
The Emacsification of Software â Quarrelsome
If youâre a nerd comfortable with the idea of rolling your own software, everything is now programmable, not merely in a technical sense but a practical one. And that gets to a feeling I think a lot of people have when creating software with agents: what does it mean to say youâre âbuildingâ it? âBuildingâ implies more effort than youâre expending. What youâre doing feels a lot more like configuring, on a platform that has suddenly become vastly more configurable. A platform that feels a lot more like Emacs.
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2 weeks ago
Save For Web claws â Unsung
For context, Save For Web was a popular export function in Photoshop at the peak of its use for web design, but assigned a rather unpleasant ââ„â§S shortcut. Using it often turned your hand into a⊠claw of sorts.
@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town
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4 days ago
Enterprise was my least favorite Trek, especially after they did Space 9/11 on Florida
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4 days ago
You know he wanted to do it
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4 days ago
Somebody just skateboarded past my house playing a xylophone?
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4 days ago
Spock was not a great cat dad
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4 days ago
Everybody remembers this one
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4 days ago
How about this? #startrek
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4 days ago
Is this anything? https://trek.epicrandomness.com/
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6 days ago
I just heard someone say "wrapped around the axle" and I thought they said "wrecked around the asshole"
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1 week ago
I don't care what they say: this does not look like "glass"
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1 week ago
I've been dragging my heels so hard to stay on Sonoma but an IT-mandated upgrade finally pushed me to Tahoe . #liquidass #apple
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1 week ago
is this a black hole consisting of peanut butter, or a black hole that only affects peanut butter with its gravity?
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1 week ago
Welp, I had a good run of a bunch of years enjoying #eurovision - kinda sad but not going to bother with it this time around
Github (@lmorchard)
- 4 days ago pushed 3395be8 to lmorchard/decafclaw ( main ): fix(schedules): expand $SKILL_DIR via required-skill location for overlays (#565)
- 4 days ago submitted Pull Request #565 to lmorchard/decafclaw :
- 5 days ago pushed 1de0d20 to lmorchard/decafclaw ( fix-schedule-skill-dir-overlay-expansion ): fix(schedules): iterate required-skills in $SKILL_DIR resolution
- 5 days ago submitted Pull Request #565 to lmorchard/decafclaw :
YouTube Videos (lmorchard)
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Adding limit switches to a 3018 CNC machine?
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Assembling the Why Em-Ulator Module for RC2014
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Reflashing Sonoff S31 AC (again)
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Clip: Chiptunes & Tinkering - Reflashing a Sonoff S31 with Tasmota to control an AC outlet with Home
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Reflashing a Sonoff S31 with Tasmota to control an AC outlet with Home Assis
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, Pi Pico Terminal and Real Time Clock modules
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, Digital I/O board part 2
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, Digital I/O board
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 wifi module assembly
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 wifi module repair & firmware update
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, again again?
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, again?
Pocket Casts
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NPR News: 05-28-2026 2PM EDT
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NPR News Now
1 hour ago
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MBMBaM 815: Pain Is Funny Leaving The Body
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My Brother, My Brother And Me
3 days ago
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NPR News: 05-28-2026 11AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
4 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-28-2026 10AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
5 hours ago
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Iran Talks And Strikes, Senate Opportunities For Democrats, Ebola Outbreak Epicenter
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Up First from NPR
9 hours ago
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Rivian's software chief thinks you don't need CarPlay or buttons
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Decoder: Ad-Free Edition
10 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-28-2026 9AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
6 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-28-2026 8AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
7 hours ago
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How AI Is Actually Impacting the Job Market - DTNS 5276
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Daily Tech News Show
2 days ago
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How Sundar Pichai is rethinking Google for the AI era
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Decoder: Ad-Free Edition
2 days ago
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NPR News: 05-27-2026 11AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
1 day ago
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Texas Primary Results, South Carolina Rejects Redistricting, Iran Deal Whiplash
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Up First from NPR
1 day ago
Spotify ( Les Orchard )
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Joy on Praise the Fallen by VNV Nation 4 hours ago
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Always More on Animal by autoKratz 4 hours ago
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Avalost on Travelling by Seabound 4 hours ago
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the rot//rot on the rot//rot by inuday 5 hours ago
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Infra-Red on Meds by Placebo 5 hours ago
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Disparate Youth on Master of My Make-Believe by Santigold 5 hours ago
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Superstition on Superstition by The Birthday Massacre 5 hours ago
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