Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 46 minutes ago
    Behold, my shrubs - pear, plum, asian pear. Not sure exactly what species but they're tasty
  • 2 hours ago
    Just curious, in minecraft: how much ram and battery in a Flock camera? Is there a flash-able microcontroller? When this company goes bankrupt, will they be handy as surplus? https://www.cehrp.org/dissection-of-flock-safety-camera/
  • 3 hours ago
    Now I'm thinking about neckband-style earbuds. These Dewalts look stupid and Tactical for Men, but I wonder if they'd actually be handy? They have built in external speakers too, so maybe good in the workshop or on a bike ride? https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-Neckband-Bluetooth-Headphones-Hands-Free/dp/B0DHJ8CB2C
  • 6 hours ago
    You know, with all the weird AI wearables brewing away in the market - like pendants, broaches, etc - I'm surprised no one's reinvented a neckband like the old style bluetooth headsets. That, or just full-on dog-collar style. Maybe add some bio sensors and some shock points for good measure. If we're inventing the Torment Nexus, pull out all the stops!
  • 9 hours ago
    anyway, tl;dr: they mostly don't make cars I like anymore, but I kinda like this electric truck
  • 9 hours ago
    If I had infinite money, I'd pay someone to find me another pristine AMC Eagle Station Wagon and convert it to electric. Although, I have always been fond of the 1977 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon - maybe a conversion to electric would prevent it from exploding
  • 9 hours ago
    This is like the first vehicle in years that I've had anything more than negative interest. I like our Subaru Outback, but it's like the least worst thing we could find. Last few vehicles I was actually *happy* owning were: a 2008 Saturn Vue (paid off, 10 years old, solid as heck but sold it); a 2004 Ford Focus hatchback (mp3 player in the dash, looked like a ST:TNG shuttle craft); a 1983 AMC Eagle Station Wagon (my first car, 4wd, fake wood paneling, drove until a wheel literally came off)
  • 9 hours ago
    The Night Wave wrap is rad. So is Purple Reign. But, what I really want is transparent Atomic Purple (duh)
  • 9 hours ago
    I don't have the disposable income for it, but I kinda really want a Slate truck. Cover it in stickers like a laptop. Drive it to the hardware store and the lumber yard, maybe an occasional grocery store trip. I bet it'd be perfect for all the 5-10 mile little drives I usually ever need to do. My solar would probably keep it topped up, even with Oregon winter sun. https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/first-ride-2027-slate-pickup
  • 1 day ago
    Sometimes stuff like this makes me think I want to stop doing what I do for a living and just make stuff instead. But, then, I probably wouldn't have a house with fruit trees and a workshop to make things anymore.
  • 1 day ago
    We have fruit trees on the street around our house. We don't eat a lot of fruit, so mostly it falls on the sidewalk and it's just a late-summer cleanup chore. Sometimes folks come by and pick it and they seem furtive - but if I see them I give a big thumbs up. Sometimes they come back with ladders and friends. Collected some plums this weekend, for a change. Pretty tasty. Cleaned them, chopped them, stuck them in a jar with sugar. Going to try making a shrub. Maybe infuse some vodka or gin?
  • 1 day ago
    RE: https://mastodon.social/@CatsOfYore/117112578494489052 I bet this guy sat down in his 20s but that cat just hasn't gotten up since then

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