Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 51 minutes ago
    Sometimes I forget how bad the web has gotten, at least on some sites. Tried reading a Polygon article about Metroid and got this - 3 ads and a completely unrelated auto playing video that also switched to ads. Oh and a tiny slot in the viewport for article content. 😮‍💨
  • 1 day ago
    Sometimes i wonder if they ever wonder who puts this stuff back together again for their next visit?
  • 1 day ago
    We had an hour-long raccoon pool party last night
  • 1 day ago
    ope, now the fridge (also a samsung) also sent me an alert about the new phone. that's when I reached for my revolver
  • 1 day ago
    Just got an email from a recruiter saying he's seen my resume and I'd be a great fit for a Crew Member position at Five Guys. And I'm like... is this insult or prophecy?
  • 1 day ago
    A problem I was having with my iPhone and now with my Android phone: Occasionally it decides my volume is too high. On iPhone, it would just notify. On Android, it literally turns it down. Problem is, I have a really shitty cheap earbud that's probably not long for this world because I abuse it. It needs the volume quite high to actually be useful. So, I'm always wrestling with my phone's idea of what loud is and I'd really just rather it butt out
  • 1 day ago
    Oh, so that's why all the emails from amazon.com have suddenly become absolutely fucking useless. They don't like that the specific information in my inbox about what I bought can be used by 3rd party apps to track my purchases. (Or, like, you know, used by my own two eyes.) https://9to5mac.com/2026/07/20/amazon-just-broke-one-of-apple-wallets-best-recent-features/
  • 1 day ago
    As a background ear-worm task, my brain is trying to invent lyrics for "Brown Hole Sun" #pdx #pdxtst
  • 2 days ago
    I feel like Cosmo has a quest for me #cats
  • 2 days ago
    RE: https://mastodon.me.uk/@notyourbot1/117033821979521042 if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a man
  • 2 days ago
    Mmm, the air is getting tasty
  • 2 days ago
    Yup, smells like a cigar around here https://www.opb.org/article/2026/08/03/oregon-southwest-washington-smoky-skies-hot-weather/

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