Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 14 hours ago
    I'm watching a show on antenna TV, so of course I'm seeing ads for walk-in tubs aimed at old people. I'm old but I'm not that old yet - but the idea of a walk-in tub looks very appealing? Like, it's a tub with a built-in chair. Sounds nice
  • 19 hours ago
    And for some reason I was like... "testes, testes, 1... 2... 3?!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adK-9w3TM2U
  • 19 hours ago
    Weird realization today: I have 3 swiss army knives, when I thought I only had 2. Turns out two of them are the same model that I kept leaving in random places, all ADHD style. But, for some reason, I encountered all of them while puttering around the house today.
  • 1 day ago
    Omg there's a squirrel napping in the sun on our deck
  • 2 days ago
    Hmm, "Future Soups" - sounds like a good band name
  • 2 days ago
    Turns out I still can't carve a turkey for crap, but I tried to honor its contribution to our holiday. The rest goes into the stock pot for future soups
  • 2 days ago
    The #turkey has entered the building #turkeyday
  • 2 days ago
    It is dark. I am likely to be eaten by a grue. But the turkey is close to target temperature #turkeyday
  • 2 days ago
    You know, when we first moved from Michigan to Oregon, I was worried I'd be depressed by the rain. But turns out I like it being all damp and mossy for winter instead of snowy and dead
  • 2 days ago
    It's getting darker and misting rain, but I'm still having a good time #turkeyday
  • 2 days ago
    The fire is working 🔥#turkeyday
  • 2 days ago
    An interlude #turkeyday

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