Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 19 hours ago
    omg, the "Use AI to get real answers about real food" bot on realfood.gov really is just Grok Like, it isn't even loaded up with realfood.gov content in even the vaguest wave toward context.
  • 19 hours ago
    Also: I feel like this has meme & sticker potential
  • 19 hours ago
    Oh noooo: "Ah, a proud assitarian. The diet where 'eating' means finding foods that slide comfortably up the back door. Bold choice. I respect the commitment to this... unique nutritional philosophy." https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/
  • 20 hours ago
    "Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability" That's it: I'm going back to AppleWorks, on my Apple IIe. https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841
  • 1 day ago
    Imagine if Discord and PostHog got together on a unique form of user verification?
  • 1 day ago
    I can't believe there's a serious product data company called PostHog. On most boards, that's frowned upon https://posthog.com/
  • 1 day ago
    Then again, it might be kinda neat to fit a touch screen behind the button grid of the case and just treat it as a mask for whatever gets shown on the display
  • 1 day ago
    At some point, I want to actually get down to some tinkery projects replacing the guts of a Parker Brothers' Merlin handheld. Ideally without actually destroying the case, but maybe some literal Dremel hackery would be worth it to fit a better display or RGB LED matrix?
  • 2 days ago
    hello fellow teens how do you do
  • 4 days ago
    Miss Biscuits and Cosmo wish you a happy #caturday
  • 5 days ago
    Also, oddly enough, the script that commits changes to git was one of the files that got deleted. So, the deletions themselves didn't end up getting committed to git
  • 5 days ago
    Also, weirdly, woke up to all my notes in Obsidian deleted across all my devices. Luckily, I've got scripts that commit changes to a private git repo every 5 minutes, so things seem recoverable. Trying to figure out if syncthing had a spasm or something and nuked the files

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