Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 2 hours ago
    I love github status dot com. Everything's all green even when it's not
  • 20 hours ago
    Content warning:mh-; whining; hotels literally stink I guess the one non-whining thing here is that I have a ton of sympathy towards other folks with their own sensitivities & disabilities. It's exhausting getting plucked out of your critter enclosure, friendos!
  • 20 hours ago
    Content warning:mh-; whining; hotels literally stink Anyway, yeah, I'm sick and whining. But also annoyed and frankly a little ashamed that I can't seem to enjoy the Adventure of Travel and Getting Together like some? most? folks do.
  • 20 hours ago
    Content warning:mh-; whining; hotels literally stink It also doesn't help that I'm a bundle of physical & psychological sensitivities. Working from home has allowed me to tailor my critter enclosure just-so. Travel throws that all into the bin. Been talking to my therapist about whether it's possible to, like, look forward to trips? But, hotels offer acrid alien fragrances that irritate - clothes and CPAP equipment come home stinking. Routines are derailed. Jet lag is a fuck. People are exhausting. 😮‍💨
  • 21 hours ago
    i kinda miss when, like, all the music i listened to sounded like an Amiga MOD except made on really good studio equipment
  • 21 hours ago
    my time is yours omega amigo, for you, i'll always have time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbCUn7GkJtA
  • 22 hours ago
    Minnaloushe is a big cat, but he's a very nervous cat. Also I sneeze very loud, no matter how much I try not to. Minnaloushe always wakes up from a dead sleep and looks at me like I'm possessed whenever I sneeze. Just now, I sneezed at the same time as a garbage truck roared by the house. Minnaloushe leapt 3 feet straight up in the air out of his cat bed. He ran out of the room and down 2 flights of stairs to the basement. I found him hiding under furniture
  • 22 hours ago
    HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY https://achewood.com/2002/06/10/title.html
  • 22 hours ago
    Content warning:CONTROL Resonant clip HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY (I don't know if this is an Achewood reference but...)
  • 1 day ago
    Miss Biscuits has decided Minnaloushe needs messing with. Miss Biscuits is a little gremlin. Minnaloushe is confused & concerned. #cats
  • 1 day ago
    I'm also constantly trying to calculate on a scale from "the extroverts are just getting antsy, you won't be missed" to "missing this event will get you fired" in order to decide whether I could possibly skip some particular away-team mission.
  • 1 day ago
    I kind of wish that, after big in-person work travel events, they'd do a survey like "did you get sick? how many days were you sick? did you take PTO to recover?" and then figure those health impact and work-loss metrics into the cost of the next event.

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