Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

That's me!

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 10 hours ago
    Also, I just added a thing to my blog: The background pattern is a port of `10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10` and it's different every reload. Seems to perform not-so-great in Firefox, so I might not keep it. But I think it's kinda cool https://blog.lmorchard.com/
  • 10 hours ago
    A problem is that my lmorchard.com points at an AWS cloudfront CDN to serve up my "About me" page from S3. To do anything more fancy, I'd have to point that domain at a spendier computer. But, I do rent a handful of dirt-cheap cloud VMs that only cost like $12/year that might just be good-enough for the task since my website ain't exactly facebook-dot-com
  • 11 hours ago
    dang it, do I need to set up a #finger server?
  • 15 hours ago
    I almost can't believe how tickled I am by the idea of Star Trek with Puppets
  • 15 hours ago
    Prestige TV has largely robbed us of the musical / animated / puppet episode trifecta and it saddens me greatly.
  • 16 hours ago
    I need to come up with examples, but I think my most favorite shows end up somewhere in the musical / animated / puppet Venn diagram. All 3 managed by Community and Legends of Tomorrow - and now Strange New Worlds. Honorable mentions for Supernatural, Lucifer, Farscape, Fringe, Buffy, Angel.
  • 16 hours ago
    OMG, I forgot that Strange New Worlds was doing a puppet episode! I'm so geeked! They've done a musical, an animated cross-over, and now a puppet episode - a trifecta most shows don't manage in hundreds of episodes. Man I love this show #startrek #strangenewworlds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-cm8gmKSM
  • 1 day ago
    Almost as a rule, I don't buy AAA games at release or for full price ever. There's usually one or two exceptions every year. CONTROL Resonant is probably going to be one of those, assuming it runs well enough on my aging gaming rig. https://controlgame.com/en
  • 1 day ago
    Behold, my shrubs - pear, plum, asian pear. Not sure exactly what species but they're tasty
  • 1 day ago
    Just curious, in minecraft: how much ram and battery in a Flock camera? Is there a flash-able microcontroller? When this company goes bankrupt, will they be handy as surplus? https://www.cehrp.org/dissection-of-flock-safety-camera/
  • 1 day ago
    Now I'm thinking about neckband-style earbuds. These Dewalts look stupid and Tactical for Men, but I wonder if they'd actually be handy? They have built in external speakers too, so maybe good in the workshop or on a bike ride? https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-Neckband-Bluetooth-Headphones-Hands-Free/dp/B0DHJ8CB2C
  • 1 day ago
    You know, with all the weird AI wearables brewing away in the market - like pendants, broaches, etc - I'm surprised no one's reinvented a neckband like the old style bluetooth headsets. That, or just full-on dog-collar style. Maybe add some bio sensors and some shock points for good measure. If we're inventing the Torment Nexus, pull out all the stops!

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