Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 7 hours ago
    This is about as close and peaceful as I've ever seen them #cats
  • 8 hours ago
    Watching Hellraiser: Bloodline tonight. Suddenly this scene occurs to me: *Pinhead manifests into the living room* me: "What are you doing in my house? What do you want?" pinhead: "I. Want. Waffle. Fries." *chains fly in from nowhere, each tipped with a potato* https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zpc-urDPI9c
  • 8 hours ago
    these two have been frenemies all summer, first time they've been this close without a bap or a swipe
  • 8 hours ago
    omg we have paw contact #cats
  • 12 hours ago
    me: "i don't need to get a Palm III again" also me: "why don't we just cruise eBay a bit and see what Palm III's are going for these days?"
  • 17 hours ago
    This weekend, I learned that it's intentional that hotels stink these days. It's awful and makes me never want to leave home https://thewishboneway.substack.com/p/the-war-on-hotel-signature-scents
  • 1 day ago
    Turns out I've been doing this link sharing thing for awhile. This timewise archive view I cobbled together in my new Linkding static site generator really shows it - and how I was petering out before I got back into it again https://links.lmorchard.com/archive/
  • 1 day ago
    I also forgot that Hellraiser III turned the Cenobites into generic slashers, ugh. But, there were a few good quips in this one
  • 1 day ago
    I forgot Terry Farrell was in Hellraiser III, so I'm pretending it's just a really weird holo-suite scenario that Jadzia Dax has loaded up at Quark's on DS9
  • 1 day ago
    That thing where I just bought a couple new games on Steam and then I'm like "huh, I haven't checked out RetroArch and my 40,000 retro game roms in awhile... "
  • 1 day ago
    Never heard of Nightmare in the Dark for NeoGeo until I saw it just now on a TechDweeb youtube Halloween games video. It's got a surprisingly groovy OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7huLZPYf0&list=PLhPt7n-ALrSCX5XKjEha2VIm5F9dJZ58p&index=3
  • 2 days ago
    I watched too many Hellraisers before bed

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