Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 1 hour ago
    Miss Biscuits has decided Minnaloushe needs messing with. Miss Biscuits is a little gremlin. Minnaloushe is confused & concerned. #cats
  • 3 hours ago
    I'm also constantly trying to calculate on a scale from "the extroverts are just getting antsy, you won't be missed" to "missing this event will get you fired" in order to decide whether I could possibly skip some particular away-team mission.
  • 3 hours ago
    I kind of wish that, after big in-person work travel events, they'd do a survey like "did you get sick? how many days were you sick? did you take PTO to recover?" and then figure those health impact and work-loss metrics into the cost of the next event.
  • 3 hours ago
    Surprisingly peaceful day today with the boys in my office, having found spots and not tussling over them #cats
  • 1 day ago
    also, was gone for a work trip last week. lost the lottery and am now sick. i've been lucky not to get sick much at all since 2020 - but when I do, it's because I traveled.
  • 1 day ago
    Content warning:control resonant spoilers Just defeated a cursed karaoke machine with the power of song. I love these game devs
  • 2 days ago
    compound interest is pretty gnarly too
  • 2 days ago
    sometimes I think the two worst things in the world are MBAs and shareholders
  • 5 days ago
    You ever accomplish something so clever yet stupid, about which you're moderately proud, but you really can't crow about it to anyone?
  • 5 days ago
    me too, computa, me too
  • 5 days ago
    gonna reply-all to a company-wide email just to feel something
  • 1 week ago
    Content warning:Lanterns spoilers Just watched Lanterns episode 7. There was a scene where somebody went through basically a portable hole. When they got to the other side, they just walked away from it. They'd just gotten done showing that the hole could be picked up, shoved into a backpack, and moved. So, the entire time I was like "pick up the hole! pick up the other side of the hole! what are you doing!? don't just leave that there" Maybe I've played too many video games

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