Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 1 hour ago
    Also, I'll be transitioning between therapists soon, which is a little fraught yet nobody's fault. But, I am reasonably hopeful the new therapist will be a good fit. Part of me is kind of geeked that I managed to get this whole process going in the first place after years of intention and wants to infodump about it online, but that's really TMI
  • 1 hour ago
    Also I know I'm unreasonably sensitive to this. Because, like a lot of folks, I really did not Have A Good Time in 2020 given All That Happened. Because, well, A Lot Happened. I guess, at least, I'm going to therapy now, so I've got that going for me.
  • 1 hour ago
    Feeling just a lil 2020 PTSD as I smell smoke, the skies look a bit golden brown this morning, and I ask various oracles "where's the smoke coming from today? is it the massive warehouse fire to the west? or is it wildfires to the east?" #pdxtst #pdx
  • 1 day ago
    If... it hadn't been... for Cotton... Eye. Joe. I'd been.... married... a loong, loong time... ago... Where? did you come from? Where? did you go? Where? did you come from? Cotton. Eye. Joe?
  • 1 day ago
    Shower thought: I wanna hear William Shatner's version of the Rednex version of "Cotton Eye Joe"
  • 1 day ago
    Occasionally i eat these junky lentil stew packets for lunch. A thing suddenly occurred to me: use this as the topping instead of chili for coney dogs 🤔
  • 1 day ago
    my dishwasher just told me there's a new phone i could buy. I don't like that.
  • 1 day ago
    A YouTube video made me reinstall SMT V: Vengeance. Dang, I forgot about the Nahobino's luxurious flowing hair animation technology
  • 2 days ago
    Also, semi-randomly, I was decently friendly with the holder of decafbad.net - Craig Maloney. Sometimes I wish I'd been friendlier with him. He was a great guy. Years ago, when he learned I held decafbad.com, he got a hold of me and sent me a half-dozen CDs with live Rush performances. Such a great guy.
  • 2 days ago
    I also had someone email me to ask if I'd sell lmorchard.com - to which I said, "Sure, US$10mil" and thereafter I received no response. Like, that's my name. I could be an internet recluse for US$10mil
  • 2 days ago
    For context: I've held decafbad.com for a lil over 25 years. I would give it up for the payoff of my current mortgage. Otherwise, go fish.
  • 2 days ago
    A message I received from the internet: "Would you consider selling decafbad.com?" My response: "Sure! Pay off my mortgage." I have not yet received a further response.

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