Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

That's me!

@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 17 hours ago
    If... it hadn't been... for Cotton... Eye. Joe. I'd been.... married... a loong, loong time... ago... Where? did you come from? Where? did you go? Where? did you come from? Cotton. Eye. Joe?
  • 17 hours ago
    Shower thought: I wanna hear William Shatner's version of the Rednex version of "Cotton Eye Joe"
  • 22 hours ago
    Occasionally i eat these junky lentil stew packets for lunch. A thing suddenly occurred to me: use this as the topping instead of chili for coney dogs 🤔
  • 23 hours ago
    my dishwasher just told me there's a new phone i could buy. I don't like that.
  • 1 day ago
    A YouTube video made me reinstall SMT V: Vengeance. Dang, I forgot about the Nahobino's luxurious flowing hair animation technology
  • 1 day ago
    Also, semi-randomly, I was decently friendly with the holder of decafbad.net - Craig Maloney. Sometimes I wish I'd been friendlier with him. He was a great guy. Years ago, when he learned I held decafbad.com, he got a hold of me and sent me a half-dozen CDs with live Rush performances. Such a great guy.
  • 1 day ago
    I also had someone email me to ask if I'd sell lmorchard.com - to which I said, "Sure, US$10mil" and thereafter I received no response. Like, that's my name. I could be an internet recluse for US$10mil
  • 1 day ago
    For context: I've held decafbad.com for a lil over 25 years. I would give it up for the payoff of my current mortgage. Otherwise, go fish.
  • 1 day ago
    A message I received from the internet: "Would you consider selling decafbad.com?" My response: "Sure! Pay off my mortgage." I have not yet received a further response.
  • 1 day ago
    Heh, now I'm really getting somewhere in Fallen London (most of this came from Writing a Novel)
  • 1 day ago
    Also the social network for all Middle-Aged Folks Getting Up From a Seated Position
  • 1 day ago
    I think I might have invented a social network for Frankenstein's Monsters. Not, like, the monster from the book, but the one from all the popular media.

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