Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

No. It is not hands that call us. It is desire.

The box. You opened it. We came.

Yeah, so okay, here she is doing that fretless Mick Karn thing. She knows what she's doing

Wow, I totally forgot Joan Jett was in this

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial... 🧪

Dang it: CHVRCHES is coming to town at my favorite venue and both nights are already sold out so fast.

Like she could be wearing baggy sweats for all I care, but she's got some hot Mick Karn fretless bass action doing covers of Japan songs that tickle my brain meats I get all these spam DMs "do you want to chat" and I'm like no, deleted, blocked, I don't want to chat I want to hear bowmp bowmp broom bowmp

I feel like this is the "I only read it for the articles" thing, but no seriously the spicy stuff bores me, give me good bass players.

A thing that's happening to me on TikTok: there's a dominatrix I follow who posts videos playing bass guitar to promote her spicy account. But, I just care about the bass guitar playing. She's really good and she plays goth and post-punk stuff. Like, Mick Karn and David J and Robert Smith. Now my notifications are full of follows from dominatrixes who do not play bass guitar. I'm just like no give me more bass guitar players, I don't care about your leather cat suit and whip.

Also also I managed to read Dungeon Crawler Carl books 5 and 6 while on planes, this week.

Also, I think a couple had a very loud breakup fight in the row behind me and the lady had a flight attendant move her to a new seat after about 2 hours of back and forth. I couldn't hear much but I think the dude was on the losing end of the dispute. Then he jabbed me in the kidneys for awhile as he messed angrily with his seat back pocket.