Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 1 hour ago
    I forgot Terry Farrell was in Hellraiser III, so I'm pretending it's just a really weird holo-suite scenario that Jadzia Dax has loaded up at Quark's on DS9
  • 6 hours ago
    That thing where I just bought a couple new games on Steam and then I'm like "huh, I haven't checked out RetroArch and my 40,000 retro game roms in awhile... "
  • 11 hours ago
    Never heard of Nightmare in the Dark for NeoGeo until I saw it just now on a TechDweeb youtube Halloween games video. It's got a surprisingly groovy OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7huLZPYf0&list=PLhPt7n-ALrSCX5XKjEha2VIm5F9dJZ58p&index=3
  • 23 hours ago
    I watched too many Hellraisers before bed
  • 1 day ago
    No. It is not hands that call us. It is desire.
  • 1 day ago
    The box. You opened it. We came.
  • 1 day ago
    Yeah, so okay, here she is doing that fretless Mick Karn thing. She knows what she's doing
  • 1 day ago
    Wow, I totally forgot Joan Jett was in this
  • 1 day ago
    Zydrate comes in a little glass vial... 🧪
  • 2 days ago
    Dang it: CHVRCHES is coming to town at my favorite venue and both nights are already sold out so fast.
  • 2 days ago
    Like she could be wearing baggy sweats for all I care, but she's got some hot Mick Karn fretless bass action doing covers of Japan songs that tickle my brain meats I get all these spam DMs "do you want to chat" and I'm like no, deleted, blocked, I don't want to chat I want to hear bowmp bowmp broom bowmp
  • 2 days ago
    I feel like this is the "I only read it for the articles" thing, but no seriously the spicy stuff bores me, give me good bass players.

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