Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 3 hours ago
    Content warning:lewd corn? This corn is very floppy #3dprinting
  • 3 hours ago
    I have printed limp corn? #3dprinting https://makerworld.com/en/models/771439-flexi-corn-cob-pencil-case#profileId-724278
  • 12 hours ago
    Listening to bird song from a nest outside my window and I'm wondering what the world would be like if people just went outside and screamed to attract mates?
  • 14 hours ago
    I remember one of the things I really liked about Guild Wars 2 vs WoW was that there were big world events where you didn't have to explicitly form a party or a group - you could just kind of show up and start pitching in. Wish more games had that kind of thing going on.
  • 14 hours ago
    My main problem with MMORPGs is that, apparently, I don't often like playing games with other people. But I do sometimes like games where there are other people around.
  • 14 hours ago
    Watched some of the Blizzcon announcements, and well, they got me: I reinstalled WoW and forked over some money for the first time since 2017. We'll see if this is actually fun or just ADHD. It might be both? Probably just ADHD though.
  • 1 day ago
    Finally watched Project Hail Mary. Had skipped it til now, because Andy Weir's "anti-woke" comments had grossed me right the fuck out. But, I don't understand how you can be in that orbit and produce this story. This was like Star Trek level optimism in the face of terrible realities, resolved via inter-species diversity and friendship. Like, did he miss his own point here? or that there was a point to it at all?
  • 1 day ago
    I had a dream that the dairy industry somehow convinced investors that they were a trillion dollar concern. Like, you remember all those TV commercials for drinking milk and eating cheese? Picture that, except taken to AI levels of hype. Dairy farms in every municipality instead of data centers. Dairy as an ingredient in everything - we went out for cocktails and my boulevardier had half-and-half in it. About the time I was waking up, there were rumors that the pork industry was making a move
  • 2 days ago
    Also I don't like being in a grimdark swamp all the time. Plenty of that in Witcher 3. Heh, oh well
  • 2 days ago
    Got a sudden urge to reinstall Witcher 3. Oh, right: I really don't like the combat. That's why I fell off it the last time I tried playing it.
  • 2 days ago
    I absolutely don't need but really do kinda want an old set of optician's lenses and the fitting frame, just to wear around the house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZUP0MHITk
  • 3 days ago
    I just woke my wife up laughing at this

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