Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 19 hours ago
    I am having lunch on my deck. I am not alone.
  • 21 hours ago
    That my first impulse is to sign each and every one of these randos up for a subscription to hourly cat facts in response is an indicator of my unsuitability for this sort of hustle work
  • 21 hours ago
    A thing I'm working at work got posted to Product Hunt. Now my inbox is filling up with emails with subject line "Quick thought on {product name}" from randos - and usually the quick thought is "have you thought about using my product?"
  • 1 day ago
    It's like Neko Atsume up in here #cats
  • 2 days ago
    me: "Huh, I'm getting very cranky." my office: *is 90ºF / 32ºC* me: "I wonder what's up?" my water bottle: *is full of undrunk ice water* me: "I guess I'll never know. Grr."
  • 2 days ago
    One of the things that the bandit really like messing with is the floating skimmer I threw in there. I could imagine that thing collects a bunch of edible tasty goodies, must be like a buffet bucket
  • 2 days ago
    Like, part of me wants to be mad - those plants weren't free and they keep pulling up the cords & hoses to the waterworks - but it looks like they're having a lot of fun?
  • 2 days ago
    So, last week, we put some plants in the pond, but woke up the next day to find them all shredded and the fountain pump stuff pulled out of the water. I put up a camera and caught the pond bandit last night 🦝
  • 3 days ago
    Roasting #coffee
  • 3 days ago
    So I've found some busts of Data and Picard from #StarTrek TNG. I have the dumbest #3dprinting idea to take these, turn them into molds, and make concrete spitters out of them for our backyard pond https://www.printables.com/model/1401611-data-star-trek https://www.printables.com/model/1401610-jean-luc-picard-star-trek
  • 6 days ago
    oof, I don't need an Amigara Fault cardigan do I? (I kinda do, it's my cardigan!) https://www.steady-hands.com/products/amigara-fault-cardigan?variant=48044869255412
  • 1 week ago
    Enterprise was my least favorite Trek, especially after they did Space 9/11 on Florida

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