Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 8 minutes ago
    OMG, I forgot that Strange New Worlds was doing a puppet episode! I'm so geeked! They've done a musical, an animated cross-over, and now a puppet episode - a trifecta most shows don't manage in hundreds of episodes. Man I love this show #startrek #strangenewworlds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-cm8gmKSM
  • 12 hours ago
    Almost as a rule, I don't buy AAA games at release or for full price ever. There's usually one or two exceptions every year. CONTROL Resonant is probably going to be one of those, assuming it runs well enough on my aging gaming rig. https://controlgame.com/en
  • 15 hours ago
    Behold, my shrubs - pear, plum, asian pear. Not sure exactly what species but they're tasty
  • 17 hours ago
    Just curious, in minecraft: how much ram and battery in a Flock camera? Is there a flash-able microcontroller? When this company goes bankrupt, will they be handy as surplus? https://www.cehrp.org/dissection-of-flock-safety-camera/
  • 17 hours ago
    Now I'm thinking about neckband-style earbuds. These Dewalts look stupid and Tactical for Men, but I wonder if they'd actually be handy? They have built in external speakers too, so maybe good in the workshop or on a bike ride? https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-Neckband-Bluetooth-Headphones-Hands-Free/dp/B0DHJ8CB2C
  • 21 hours ago
    You know, with all the weird AI wearables brewing away in the market - like pendants, broaches, etc - I'm surprised no one's reinvented a neckband like the old style bluetooth headsets. That, or just full-on dog-collar style. Maybe add some bio sensors and some shock points for good measure. If we're inventing the Torment Nexus, pull out all the stops!
  • 23 hours ago
    anyway, tl;dr: they mostly don't make cars I like anymore, but I kinda like this electric truck
  • 23 hours ago
    If I had infinite money, I'd pay someone to find me another pristine AMC Eagle Station Wagon and convert it to electric. Although, I have always been fond of the 1977 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon - maybe a conversion to electric would prevent it from exploding
  • 23 hours ago
    This is like the first vehicle in years that I've had anything more than negative interest. I like our Subaru Outback, but it's like the least worst thing we could find. Last few vehicles I was actually *happy* owning were: a 2008 Saturn Vue (paid off, 10 years old, solid as heck but sold it); a 2004 Ford Focus hatchback (mp3 player in the dash, looked like a ST:TNG shuttle craft); a 1983 AMC Eagle Station Wagon (my first car, 4wd, fake wood paneling, drove until a wheel literally came off)
  • 1 day ago
    The Night Wave wrap is rad. So is Purple Reign. But, what I really want is transparent Atomic Purple (duh)
  • 1 day ago
    I don't have the disposable income for it, but I kinda really want a Slate truck. Cover it in stickers like a laptop. Drive it to the hardware store and the lumber yard, maybe an occasional grocery store trip. I bet it'd be perfect for all the 5-10 mile little drives I usually ever need to do. My solar would probably keep it topped up, even with Oregon winter sun. https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/first-ride-2027-slate-pickup
  • 1 day ago
    Sometimes stuff like this makes me think I want to stop doing what I do for a living and just make stuff instead. But, then, I probably wouldn't have a house with fruit trees and a workshop to make things anymore.

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