Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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  • 3 hours ago
    Finally watched Project Hail Mary. Had skipped it til now, because Andy Weir's "anti-woke" comments had grossed me right the fuck out. But, I don't understand how you can be in that orbit and produce this story. This was like Star Trek level optimism in the face of terrible realities, resolved via inter-species diversity and friendship. Like, did he miss his own point here? or that there was a point to it at all?
  • 8 hours ago
    I had a dream that the dairy industry somehow convinced investors that they were a trillion dollar concern. Like, you remember all those TV commercials for drinking milk and eating cheese? Picture that, except taken to AI levels of hype. Dairy farms in every municipality instead of data centers. Dairy as an ingredient in everything - we went out for cocktails and my boulevardier had half-and-half in it. About the time I was waking up, there were rumors that the pork industry was making a move
  • 23 hours ago
    Also I don't like being in a grimdark swamp all the time. Plenty of that in Witcher 3. Heh, oh well
  • 23 hours ago
    Got a sudden urge to reinstall Witcher 3. Oh, right: I really don't like the combat. That's why I fell off it the last time I tried playing it.
  • 1 day ago
    I absolutely don't need but really do kinda want an old set of optician's lenses and the fitting frame, just to wear around the house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZUP0MHITk
  • 1 day ago
    I just woke my wife up laughing at this
  • 1 day ago
    Zydrate comes in a little glass vial
  • 2 days ago
    Content warning:9/11 you guys, i forgot
  • 2 days ago
    I really gotta rewatch Repo the Genetic Opera for Halloween spoopy times next month 🤔
  • 3 days ago
    There is a hummingbird nest in a tree outside my office window. It alternately sounds like a tiny AM radio running through all the stations and occasionally like a scifi laser gun battle.
  • 3 days ago
    I don't remember where I first read this, but one of my favorite aphorisms goes like this: Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead.
  • 3 days ago
    Finished the third Dungeon Crawler Carl book - guess I'm slower when I'm not spending a bunch of time in transit. I can see now why the world map was especially tangly. I can also see that when this stuff gets filmed for TV, it really needs a director like Sam Raimi with absolute metric ton buckets of gore. Bought book 4, but I might have to take a break to read something... else

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