Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>

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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town

  • 1 day ago
    Like, "Sir, I am a happily married man, only my wife gets to vibrate upon me these days."
  • 1 day ago
    Flew home from a work trip today. Dude in the middle seat really wanted to spread out. Wouldn't have been so perturbed except that he vibrated for 4 hours. Like, anxious arm and leg vibration the whole flight, smooshed up against me. Don't even know what I could do about that, like "Sir, can you please compact your body slightly and stop vibrating?" Slightly sympathetic if he's afraid to fly - but also I don't want to be vibrated upon.
  • 4 days ago
    My laptop keyboard could use a cleaning. Noticing that the smudgiest keys spell out etaoin shrdlu, because duh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etaoin_shrdlu
  • 4 days ago
    Content warning:Harrow the Ninth spoiler? Just finished Harrow the Ninth - I almost can't believe the author managed to pull off one of the most pivotal moments in the whole book with... a dad joke. 💀
  • 5 days ago
    Our tattoo artist, Katy Bisby, posted our tattoos together 😀 Catsby (mine) and Cheddars (my wife) #cats #tattoos https://www.instagram.com/bisbytattoos?igsh=azd2NnJqanpibDZu
  • 5 days ago
    So, I'm using this Dr. Bronner's unscented "magic balm" on my arm, and it kind of smells like barbecue. All I can think is "I'm delicious!"
  • 6 days ago
    Now they're in the correct order #cats
  • 1 week ago
    Content warning:tattoos Also, there was another client in the studio with me today getting work done on a massive full back piece that involved, like, a red panda in a wizard hat and a kitten in plate armor. So wanted to engage with them and be like, "holy crap, that is epic" but I thought it would be rude. Still, it was inspiring
  • 1 week ago
    Content warning:gross; tattoo mmm, my tattoo is turning into a soy sauce packet
  • 1 week ago
    Content warning:mental health?; tattoos Like, at one point, she was really grinding away at my arm with color and shading. And I was... happily reading a book on my phone? Unexpectedly relaxing. This is problematic because now I'm like, huh, more tattoos?
  • 1 week ago
    Content warning:mental health?; tattoos Also, what worried me more about getting this tattoo was the social interactions than the pain of the tattoo itself. But when my artist started working, I was like... uh oh, this is... cathartic? At one point I was ready to doze off.
  • 1 week ago
    Puck and Cheddars were definitely pals, though (my wife has her first tattoo of Cheddars)

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