Les Orchard <me@lmorchard.com>
That's me!
About Me
TL;DR: he / him; old adhd cat dad; tinkerer; serial enthusiast; editor-at-large for lmorchard.com
This page collects a bunch of the stuff I do online. If you feel like it, send me an email at
me@lmorchard.com, send a toot to
@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town, or find me in one of
the other usual places below:
Blog (blog.lmorchard.com)
Links
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16 hours ago
Secret Handshake Installs Arcade Games In D.C. To Criticize Trump’s Iran Policies | HuffPost Latest News
See scenes from Secret Handshake's games depicting FBI Director Kash Patel, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, the pope and others.
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18 hours ago
ESP32 Life
As I continue to try to unbundle my hobbies from the iphone, these ESP32 devices have played a really big role. An open product like this promises a tinkerer like me much more than a useful gadget - it can become MY gadget, something modified and tuned to my specific needs and aesthetic quirks. There is no corpo telemetry tracker sneaking onto my gadget, only the stupid shit I put there!! And when I get tired of that thing, I can always flash it with something else. I can't say that about my phone.
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18 hours ago
The Boring Internet (text) | Terry Godier
Some things need to become enormous to survive. Other things survive because they never needed to become enormous.
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18 hours ago
The Adventure Family Tree
An incomplete chronicle of Crowther and Woods' Colossal Cave Adventure, the "fons et origo of interactive fiction, and one of the hallowed artifacts" of computer gaming history.
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18 hours ago
The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon
This machinery of niceness reaches points of fracture, but only occasionally. The most infamous was back in September 2016, when Fallon hosted Donald Trump. He sat with the then-candidate, not to interrogate or even lampoon him, but to perform a brief, cozy skit culminating in Fallon mussing Trump’s hair. The moment was not just a lapse in judgment; it was the ultimate, logical end point of the show’s ideological structure.
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22 hours ago
Software engineering may no longer be a lifetime career
If AI does turn out to make you dumber, why can’t we just keep writing code by hand? You can! You just might not be able to earn a salary doing so, for the same reason that there aren’t many jobs out there for carpenters who refuse to use power tools. If the models are good enough, you will simply get outcompeted by engineers willing to trade their long-term cognitive ability for a short-term lucrative career3.
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4 days ago
I built a 200 line AI router in TypeScript. My monthly bill dropped 41%. - DEV Community
Wrappers exist because routing AI calls is annoying. It is also the highest leverage thing you can own in your own code. The 200 lines above are not a moat. They are a Tuesday afternoon. The reason to write them is that you cannot improve a bill you cannot see.
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4 days ago
The Bean is here! – The Ploopy Blog
Today, we’re releasing a brand new, open-source mouse design: the Bean, which is a pointing stick mouse (also called a nub mouse). Nub mice are commonly found in laptops in the center of the keyboard. The Bean takes that concept and pushes it farther than anybody’s ever pushed it.
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4 days ago
Raising of Chicago - Wikipedia
During the 1850s and 1860s, engineers carried out a piecemeal raising of the grade of central Chicago to lift the city out of its low-lying swampy ground. Buildings and sidewalks were raised on jackscrews. The work was funded by both private property owners and public funds.
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5 days ago
Stripe Projects | Provision and Manage Services from the CLI
Stripe Projects lets you or your agents provision multiple services, generate and store credentials, and manage usage and billing from the CLI. Set up hosting, databases, auth, AI, analytics, and more in a few commands.
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5 days ago
The people who care are having the hardest time
There are lots of us out there who care. Even more if you count the ones currently pretending they don't, just to get through the day. We don't know how to tell you where to find the ones close to you, but if you already know a few, you've gotta spend more time with them. The weirdest thing about work right now is the way it seems like everyone sees this enshittification as inevitable. It isn't, and they don't. And part of how you find the energy — to care about your work, or find new work you can care about, or start a new org full of people who care — part of where that energy will come from is by fixing your inputs. The people who care are sometimes quieter than the hypebeasts, but there are lots of us and we should all hang out more.
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5 days ago
SE Taylor Street Cat News
We serve the cats and cat allies of Southeast Portland, providing local, timely, and mostly true stories collected from our neighbors. Our world is small, and you're invited in!
@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town
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4 minutes ago
Ekekekek #cats
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3 days ago
Like, "Sir, I am a happily married man, only my wife gets to vibrate upon me these days."
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3 days ago
Flew home from a work trip today. Dude in the middle seat really wanted to spread out. Wouldn't have been so perturbed except that he vibrated for 4 hours. Like, anxious arm and leg vibration the whole flight, smooshed up against me. Don't even know what I could do about that, like "Sir, can you please compact your body slightly and stop vibrating?" Slightly sympathetic if he's afraid to fly - but also I don't want to be vibrated upon.
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1 week ago
My laptop keyboard could use a cleaning. Noticing that the smudgiest keys spell out etaoin shrdlu, because duh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etaoin_shrdlu
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1 week ago
Content warning:Harrow the Ninth spoiler? Just finished Harrow the Ninth - I almost can't believe the author managed to pull off one of the most pivotal moments in the whole book with... a dad joke. 💀
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1 week ago
Our tattoo artist, Katy Bisby, posted our tattoos together 😀 Catsby (mine) and Cheddars (my wife) #cats #tattoos https://www.instagram.com/bisbytattoos?igsh=azd2NnJqanpibDZu
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1 week ago
So, I'm using this Dr. Bronner's unscented "magic balm" on my arm, and it kind of smells like barbecue. All I can think is "I'm delicious!"
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1 week ago
Now they're in the correct order #cats
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1 week ago
Content warning:tattoos Also, there was another client in the studio with me today getting work done on a massive full back piece that involved, like, a red panda in a wizard hat and a kitten in plate armor. So wanted to engage with them and be like, "holy crap, that is epic" but I thought it would be rude. Still, it was inspiring
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1 week ago
Content warning:gross; tattoo mmm, my tattoo is turning into a soy sauce packet
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1 week ago
Content warning:mental health?; tattoos Like, at one point, she was really grinding away at my arm with color and shading. And I was... happily reading a book on my phone? Unexpectedly relaxing. This is problematic because now I'm like, huh, more tattoos?
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1 week ago
Content warning:mental health?; tattoos Also, what worried me more about getting this tattoo was the social interactions than the pain of the tattoo itself. But when my artist started working, I was like... uh oh, this is... cathartic? At one point I was ready to doze off.
Github (@lmorchard)
- 4 days ago pushed 5e3256b to lmorchard/decafclaw ( main ): Vault left-pane live refresh (#444)
- 4 days ago submitted Pull Request #444 to lmorchard/decafclaw :
- 4 days ago pushed bc754c5 to lmorchard/decafclaw ( vault-pane-refresh ): Vault left-pane live refresh
- 4 days ago pushed 276d8df to lmorchard/decafclaw ( vault-pane-refresh ): Vault left-pane live refresh
- 4 days ago submitted Pull Request #444 to lmorchard/decafclaw :
- 4 days ago created branch vault-pane-refresh on lmorchard/decafclaw
- 4 days ago pushed 75a81a9 to lmorchard/decafclaw ( main ): Vault user-page writes via confirmation gate (#443)
YouTube Videos (lmorchard)
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Adding limit switches to a 3018 CNC machine?
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Assembling the Why Em-Ulator Module for RC2014
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Reflashing Sonoff S31 AC (again)
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Clip: Chiptunes & Tinkering - Reflashing a Sonoff S31 with Tasmota to control an AC outlet with Home
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - Reflashing a Sonoff S31 with Tasmota to control an AC outlet with Home Assis
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, Pi Pico Terminal and Real Time Clock modules
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, Digital I/O board part 2
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, Digital I/O board
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 wifi module assembly
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 wifi module repair & firmware update
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, again again?
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Chiptunes & Tinkering - RC2014 assembly, again?
Pocket Casts
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RSA May 11th 2026
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RSAudio
2 days ago
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RSA May 4th 2026
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RSAudio
1 week ago
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Nightdive, Stardock and the Business of Saving Classic Games: Larry Kuperman - The Retro Hour EP529
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The Retro Hour VIP Episodes
1 week ago
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Stakes of Trump's China Trip, Inflation Report Shows War Impact, Hantavirus Science
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Up First from NPR
6 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-12-2026 10AM EDT
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NPR News Now
2 hours ago
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Why Reddit Is Angering Logged Out Users - DTNS 5266
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Daily Tech News Show
21 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-12-2026 1AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
11 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-12-2026 12AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
12 hours ago
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MBMBaM 813: Somebody Cream Me!
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My Brother, My Brother And Me
1 day ago
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NPR News: 05-11-2026 2PM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
22 hours ago
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NPR News: 05-11-2026 11AM EDT
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Unknown Podcast
1 day ago
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US-Iran Responses, Trump's Trip To China Amid Iran War, Congress To Do List
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Up First from NPR
1 day ago
Spotify ( Les Orchard )
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Crucial Velocity on Earth Rocker by Clutch 1 week ago
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The Affidavit on Psychic Warfare by Clutch 1 week ago
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Earth Rocker on Earth Rocker by Clutch 1 week ago
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Earth Rocker on Earth Rocker by Clutch 1 week ago
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X-Ray Visions on Psychic Warfare by Clutch 1 week ago
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The Trees - Live In Canada / 1980 on Exit ... Stage Left by Rush 1 week ago
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Era Extraña on Era Extraña by Neon Indian 1 week ago
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